I'm the daughter of the Konoe family, Konoe Moyako.
Good morning, Moya.
Good morning, Akira.
And he's my little brother.
He is a pervert.
Sis Logs
Moyako's Never-ending Monologue
I bet you're wondering why I say...
that without any explanation.
My mistake.
His name is Konoe Akira, he is my little brother.
And as his big sister, I know...
Akira, my little brother...
...is a pervert at a level completely out of this world.
My little brother is...
...a helpless pervert that is madly in love with me, his innocent big sister.
This is all started 10 years ago...
Hey, hey, Moyako.
What is it Akira?
I'm going to marry you when I grow up.
You will be my bride.
What a pervert! What a freaking pervert!
He had all these perverted thought since our childhood.
My little brother too obsessed with me.
Besides, we're blood-related siblings.
According to Article 734 of the civil law...
Those who are blood-related by 3 generations, are strictly prohibited from getting married.
Of course, I've already looked into it.
I cannot rule out the possibilities.
No matter how much we love each other.
In a country that doesn't accept such marriage, there is no happiness for us.
That's why I gave up, and am trying to lead him to the right path.
What am I thinking?!
I have no such intention!
M-Moya... what's wrong?
No-Nothing!
Anyways Akira, what would you like for breakfast today?
Anything's fine.
Anything...?
Anything?!
How can he talk so casually like that, as if I was his wife!
Why would he treat me like this just as I am talking about how I can't be his wife.
I'm your big sister, why... would... you do such a thing?
Don't tell me this was Akira's plan all along!
He's trying to say things like that so that he could think that I was his wife?
The neighbors will be like...
"Konoe and her brother look like a married couple."
...that's what everyone will think!
He also will use that reason to make me give into the social pressure.
What a dirty plan!
That is such a selfish way of thinking!
Today's dish is rice! Just rice!
Huh?
"Komei also refers to a famous military tactician"
Okay then... Just rice.
Wow! It's looks delicious.
Wash your hands first.
Your Miso soup is the best!
It gives such a relieving flavour.
You won't get anything for complimenting me.
Are you insinuating that I made this Miso soup just for you?
This message means... It means...!
What's wrong, Moya? Your face is a bit red.
Don't propose to me so early in the morning!
What the hell are you talking about?!
Another peaceful morning in the Konoe household.
My little brother is a pervert who like his own sister.
Anyways, leaving that aside...
I am in my 2nd year of high school, Akira is in his 1st year at the same school.
That Akira, he was fantasizing about me today yet again.
Idiot.
What do you mean "idiot" Kasumi?
Take that back! You're just jumping to conclusions.
Isn't it obvious? I'm talking about you DumMoyako!
Her name is Kurose Kasumi, my childhood friend, and bff.
Listen here Moyako...
I have better things to do than to listen to your whining everyday.
So please cut me some slack okay.
Excuse you... this is important.
What I'm telling you is actually happening to me right now.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Like this morning, he was half asleep and had the nerve to try to use my toothbrush.
But, he half asleep...
He was obviously faking it!
Akira... my little brother...
My sister's toothbrush...
There is no mistake!
He tried to abuse my poor toothbrush to do some dirty stuff in secret!
Ch-Chill out, Moyako.
It's not uncommon that something like that happens when they're half asleep.
You're just over thinking things.
It's all your imagination, there is no way Aki is obsessed with his sister.
You sure like to defend Akira, don't you Kasumi?
Could it be... Kasumi is under Akira's control.
Kasumi and I are childhood friends...
Which must mean that it applies to her and Akira too.
She's an easy target for Akira then.
I had it all wrong!
Kasumi was under Akira's control before I even realized it!
But why?
Why did he point his spear to Kasumi and not me?
Hey, Moyako!
Is he trying to strengthen his fort?
Damn, my voice can't reach Moyako anymore.
He's controlling the people around me with his power,
then cornering me so I can surrender to him in the end, that's his plan.
Our main goal is my sister's headquarters.
Forward!!
SisCon!
He's using the same tactics like from the Sengoku Era.
He's trying to conquer his sister, just like one would conquer a country.
Little brother!
Wa- Moyako?
What? What is it?
Never.
Come again?
You will never conquer my castle!
How the hell did you come up with that?
Just like any other day, it's a fun day at school for Konoe Moyako.
Sis
Logs
My little brother who is my underclassman, is also a pervert.
Right now, all 3 of us are having a lunch break at courtyard.
Akira's having lunch with us today? That's rare.
I'm the one who invited him.
It's nice to be together with your childhood friends like this once in a while.
Yeah, Kasumi has always been like that.
Let's go, let's go.
Eating lunch out in the open with you two is a bit embarrassing after all.
Why are you blushing, Aki?
I'm not!
Your face is all red.
A guy fooling around with two older women, he's just like a gigolo!
People will think of Akira like that.
I knew it!
I can feel that everyone is leering at us.
People who are unaware of our relationship will think,
that Akira is just playing around with two damsels.
My little brother is a player!
Damn Womanizer!
Somehow, I got a bad feeling.
This is all Kasumi's fault for inviting Akira. It has become a huge misunderstanding, rumors are spreading.
Let me have a piece.
Hell no.
Here I come.
Kasumi, you're too careless.
Wait, what if this was all a part of Akira's plan?
As a gigolo and all, he must have convinced Kasumi to invite him...
Making him be the innocent victim, and Kasumi guilty.
I invited him.
But for what?
Huh, Moya, you haven't even opened your lunchbox yet.
Lunch is ending soon.
You're right, I'll open it n-
Akira and I have the same lunch!
We're family after all.
Of course, I'm the one that made it.
But, like I said before, the other students don't know that we're related.
What's going to happen if I open my lunch box in this situation?
As if I don't already know...
Yes. People will mistakenly think we're a couple, all like "darling" and "honey"!
I'm sensing some bad vibes again.
I see.
Akira planned it all out, for the sole purpose of getting everyone to misunderstand this.
I can't open my lunchbox.
But I'm so hungry... W-What should I do?
Another piece of fried chicken.
Never!
I only had bread, it's not enough.
Why don't you share with Moya-nee?
Her lunch is the same as mine.
Oh, sure.
You've got to be kidding me!
I have no other choice!
Moyako, how about sharing some lu-
That was filling.
One mouthful?!
Lunchtime is always lively with the three childhood friends together.
My little brother is a pervert who obsesses over his own big sister.
Right now, that pervert is walking a few meters behind me.
Moya, are you heading home too?
Yes, how about we head home together for a change.
Together?
Together huh...
My little brother gets embarrassed if one of his classmates sees us walking home together.
That's why he's keeps his distance while waking with me.
Akira, he's such a kid.
Doesn't that mean... He's watching me from behind while licking his mouth?
Don't tell me, Akira planned to enjoy looking my back side to the fullest!
On the bright side, he's definitely a guy that appreciates the beauty of a girl's body.
But on the dark side, he will be labeled as a perverted stalker!
He's using the excuse of feeling embarrassed walking home with me.
So that he can walk behind me and enjoy the view.
There's nothing I can do to stop him!
I'm being watched by a man that's probably taking off my clothes in his mind.
How shameful! How humiliating!
Now that I know what he's scheming, I feel like I can't take another step.
Huh?
How do I walk normally again?
Moya, why are you trembling?
Are you crazy?!
Pervert!
Did she say pervert?!
Oh my, a pervert?!
Woah, a pervert!
It's just a misunderstanding, I'm her little brother!
Are you feeling sick, Moya?
Here, I'll hold your bag.
Come on, let's go home.
Isn't it embarrassing for you to walk home together with me?
Oh, yeah...
But, since you're feeling ill, I don't mind.
I got worried, I'm your little brother after all.
Well... if you insist...
We can go home together.
You're the one that insisted we go home together in the first place...
Oh well, whatever.
Let's go.
If someone saw me carrying your bag,
They will think that I'm on always on your tail.
On my tail...
My butt!
So it's true, Akira just wanted to enjoy my devilish curves!
Moya, are you okay? You want me to lend my shoulder?
Don't...
Don't you dare be behind me ever again!
Who are you?!
This is the kind of stuff that happens when the Konoe siblings go home together.
Now then, I have to get started on dinner.
Huh?
This milk is about to expire.
We have to finish it.
I'll help too. Get me a cup.
Oh yeah? Thanks, Akira.
Thank you Moya.
He's drinking the milk given from his big sister.
Big sister's milk...
Milk.
Big sister's milk...
Sister's...
Milk?
My little brother drinking his big sister's milk!
What a dangerous life!
Nooooooo!!!
I'm done.
With just a glass of milk, Moyako had already gone far with her imaginations.
My little brother is a helpless pervert with a siscon.
Akira, the bath is ready!
Huh, bath?
I'm in a spot in the game where I can't save.
You go first Moya.
Is that so? Okay then, I'm going first.
My little brother is crazy about his older sister, and thinks about me all day.
He's a helplessly obsessed siscon pervert.
As the good big sister that I am, I wish for my little brother...
To meet someone he really loves so that he could get over his obsession for me.
And here I was giving him the first spot in the bath.
That Akira...
Don't tell me... Akira,
Told me to go first on purpose, so that he could come and peep on me?
Come to think of it, he can pause the game whenever he wants.
So he just used that excuse to get me to bathe first.
I should've seen something like this coming from Akira.
It's too risky, I should lock the door.
You're too easy.
Don't underestimate your big sister, my dear little bro!
What a nice bath.
That Akira, what is he thinking?
We used to take baths together until we were in middle school.
I would be so happy if he asked me to take a bath together like old times.
N-N-No way!
I-I-It's not like I want to take a bath with him or anything like that.
No...
I've made a huge mistake.
Akira's plan is not to peep at me. He's not a peeper.
He's really after the bath water I was in!
He's already leveled up from peeping.
His plan is much more devious and perverted!
His true objective is to enjoy the water that I had already bathed in.
How dreadful.
How can he think like that, knowing we are related?!
What kind of person is he?!
What should I do? Drain out all the water?
No. That would be a waste.
In the world, Japan advances in the spirit of never wasting.
That's what I think at least.
Thinking this much is making me dizzy.
You must find a way, Moyako
It can't be 0:100.
There must be a way that we can both enjoy, 50:50.
A way we can both enjoy a happy life.
What if he drank it?
I wonder safe it is.
But with this much water, I'm sure it has some sort of bacteria.
I can't let him do that...
It Akira drank all this water, he'd surely get sick.
However, If we take his perversion into consideration, he should be immune to something like this..
0...
50...
100...
No, 200!
It should be fine if I give him 200ml.
It took you long eno-
What's with that getup!?
What's with the cup?
This is my body juice.
Here, drink it like there's no tomorrow!
You're out of your damn mind!
T'was a lively night at the Konoe residence.
Subtitles by Glitch @ http://glitchery.jp
I am the daughter of the Konoe family, Konoe Moyako.
My little brother is pervert that's obsessed with his big sister.
Akira
And today is another day for me and my little brother begin.
Akira it's morning, wake up
Akira!